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Snake
Jokes
What do baby
pythons play with ?
Rattle snakes ! |
What kind of
letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters ! |
What's long,
green and goes hith ?
A snake with a lisp ! |
"So glad
to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake ! |
What do you
get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa ! |
What snakes
are found on cars ?
Windscreen vipers ! |
Why did some
snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders ! |
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