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Snake Jokes

What do baby pythons play with ?
Rattle snakes !
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters !
What's long, green and goes hith ?
A snake with a lisp !
"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
What snakes are found on cars ?
Windscreen vipers !
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !

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