What should
you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe ! |
What do you
get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?
A fangfurter ! |
What's a snakes
second favourite dance?
The mamba ! |
What did one
snake say to another ?
Hiss off ! |
Why did the
two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other ! |
What's the
difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake ! |
What kind of
snake is useful on your windscreen ?
A viper ! |
Why are snakes
hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull ! |
What's a python's
favourite pop group ?
Squeeze ! |
What sort of
perfume do snakes prefer?
Poison by Christian Dior ! |
