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Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?
A fangfurter !
What's a snakes second favourite dance?
The mamba !
What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off !
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?
A viper !
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !
What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?
Poison by Christian Dior !

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