What do you
get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A boa constructor ! |
What's a snake's
favourite food ?
Hiss Cakes ! |
Why do babies
like cobras ?
Because they come with their own rattle ! |
Why wouldn't
the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Because he had his own scales ! |
What do snakeswrite
at the bottom of their letters ?
With Love and Hisses ! |
How can you
tell if a snake is a baby ?
It has a rattle ! |
What did the
snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver ! |
What is another
word for a python ?
A mega-bite ! |
What do you
get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor ! |
What's a snakes
favourite TV program ?
Monty Python! |
