What snakes
are good at sums ?
Adders ! |
Which hand
would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's ! |
What do you
do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished ! |
What does a
black mamba do in the toilet ?
Tries to wash his hands ! |
What is a snakes
favourite opera ?
Wriggletto ! |
What do you
get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
A snake in the brass ! |
What do you
call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
A feather boa ! |
Have you heard
about the slippery eel ?
Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it ! |
Why can't you
trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues ! |
What's a snakes
favourite dance ?
Snake, rattle & roll ! |
