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Snake Jokes

What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !
What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished !
What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
Tries to wash his hands !
What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Wriggletto !
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
A snake in the brass !
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
A feather boa !
Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !
Why can't you trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues !
What's a snakes favourite dance ?
Snake, rattle & roll !

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