What did the
mother snake say to her crying baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose ! |
What's the
best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality ! |
Why did the
python do national service ?
He was coiled up ! |
What's a snakes
favourite flower ?
Coily-flowers ! |
What song to
snakes like to sing ?
Viva Aspana ! |
What happened
when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony ! |
Why did the
viper, viper nose ?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief ! |
What did the
snake say when another asked him the time ?
Don't asp me ! |
What do you
give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin ! |
What do you
call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent ! |
