Why did the
viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling ! |
What do you
get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders ! |
What do you
call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer ! |
What do most
people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil ! |
What subject
are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory ! |
What did the
snake say to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you ! |
What do snakes
have on their bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers ! |
What do you
call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake ! |
What did the
python say to the viper ?
I've got a crush on you ! |
What do you
get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra ! |
