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Snake Jokes

Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
What do most people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil !
What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you !
What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
What did the python say to the viper ?
I've got a crush on you !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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