What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a horse?
Whinny The Pooh! |
Did you hear about
the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven! |
What did the judge
say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court! |
What is the feeling
that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot! |
What do you call a
flying skunk?
A smellicopter! |
What happened to the
skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool! |
What did one skunk
say to another?
And so do you! |
Why can't skunks keep
secrets?
Because someone is always getting wind of them! |
