Why did the skunk buy
four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold! |
Two skunks were being
chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever
shall we do?”
“Let us spray!” replied the other. |
What do you get if
you cross a chicken and a skunk?
A fowl smell! |
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a wasp?
Something that stinks and stings! |
How are skunks able
to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong! |
When should you feel
sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order! |
What's black and white
and red all over?
A skunk with sunburn! |
Did you hear about
the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent! |
