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Skunk Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
A smell that keeps coming back!
What did the forgetful skunk say when the wind changed direction?
It’s all coming back to me now!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry!

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