Did you hear the joke
about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks! |
How many skunks do
you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus! |
How can you tell when
a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink! |
How can you tell a
rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant! |
What's a skunk's favourite
game in school?
Show and smell! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
A smell that keeps coming back! |
What did the forgetful
skunk say when the wind changed direction?
It’s all coming back to me now! |
What did the baby skunk
want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker! |
What's a skunk's philosophy
of life?
Eat, stink and be merry! |
