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Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go for their holidays in winter?
The Baahaamaas.
Where do sheep go for their holidays in England?
Ramsgate.
Where do sheep shop?
Woolworth's.
Where do Southern sheep come from?
Ewell.
Who is the sheep's favourite singer?
Baabara Streisand.
Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
She had a crook with her !
Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn !
Why did the sheep stay quiet all day?
He didn't believe in bleating between meals.
Why didn't the dozy farmer know how many sheep he had?
Whenever he tried to count them, he fell asleep!
Why do sheep like pubs?
Because they're full of baas.

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