Where do sheep go for their holidays in winter?
The Baahaamaas. |
Where do sheep go for their holidays in England?
Ramsgate. |
Where do sheep shop?
Woolworth's. |
Where do Southern sheep come from?
Ewell. |
Who is the sheep's favourite singer?
Baabara Streisand. |
Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
She had a crook with her ! |
Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn ! |
Why did the sheep stay quiet all day?
He didn't believe in bleating between meals. |
Why didn't the dozy farmer know how many sheep he had?
Whenever he tried to count them, he fell asleep! |
Why do sheep like pubs?
Because they're full of baas. |
