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Sheep Jokes

What is the sheep's favourite song?
I've got plenty of mutton.'
What keeps sheep warm at night?
Central bleating.
What lives under water and bleats at ships?
A ewe-boat
What sheep is strong enough to hold up the world?
Herc-ewe-les.
What side of a sheep has the most wool?
The outside.
Where are newborn lambs kept?
In an inc-ewe-bator.
Where do London sheep live?
Lambeth.
Where do Northern sheep come from?
Baarnard Castle.
Where do sheep get shorn ?
At the baa baas !
Where do sheep go for their holidays in summer?
Baali.

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