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Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat and a cow?
The Milky Baa Kid.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hedgehog?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What else?
A jumper with pockets.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with an elephant?
Enough wool to knit a skyscraper.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with an octopus?
A sweater with eight sleeves!
What has fleece and big muscles?
Rambo.
What has fleece and fangs?
Drac-ewe-la.
What is the sheep's favourite musician?
Chris Baaber.
What is the sheep's favourite pop group?
The Pet Sheep Boys.

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