What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat and a cow?
The Milky Baa Kid. |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hedgehog?
An animal that knits its own sweaters. |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper. |
What else?
A jumper with pockets. |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with an elephant?
Enough wool to knit a skyscraper. |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with an octopus?
A sweater with eight sleeves! |
What has fleece and big muscles?
Rambo. |
What has fleece and fangs?
Drac-ewe-la. |
What is the sheep's favourite musician?
Chris Baaber. |
What is the sheep's favourite pop group?
The Pet Sheep Boys. |
