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Sheep Jokes

What do sheep like to listen to at discos?
Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.
What do sheep wear for work?
Ewe-niforms.
What do you call a sheep in the rain?
A wet blanket.
What do you call a sheep who tells sheep jokes?
A ewe-morist
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
A cloud !
What do you call sheep that live together ?
Pen friends !
What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather !
What do you get if you cross a lamb with a penguin?
A sheepskin dinner jacket.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a banana?
A baanaanaa!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a gnu?
A new ewe.

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