What do sheep like to listen to at discos?
Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40. |
What do sheep wear for work?
Ewe-niforms. |
What do you call a sheep in the rain?
A wet blanket. |
What do you call a sheep who tells sheep jokes?
A ewe-morist |
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
A cloud ! |
What do you call sheep that live together ?
Pen friends ! |
What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather ! |
What do you get if you cross a lamb with a penguin?
A sheepskin dinner jacket. |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a banana?
A baanaanaa! |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a gnu?
A new ewe. |
