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Sheep Jokes

Did you hear about the daft farmer who took up sheep farming?
He failed because he planted them too close together!
Did you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
He made a mistake in the first hour, and lay awake all night trying to figure it out!
'Doctor, doctor, I can't sleep a wink.'
'Have you tried counting sheep? '
'Yes, I counted 842,511 - and then it was time to get up!'
'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep!'
'How do you feel? '
"Very baad!'
How do sheep get to sleep?
By counting people.
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
Central bleating !
If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
Fleece.
What did one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe.
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate ?
Afer ewe !
What do sheep find there?
Baagains.

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