|Did you hear about the daft farmer who took up sheep farming?
He failed because he planted them too close together!
| Did you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
He made a mistake in the first hour, and lay awake all night trying to figure it out!
| 'Doctor, doctor, I can't sleep a wink.'
'Have you tried counting sheep? '
'Yes, I counted 842,511 - and then it was time to get up!'
|'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep!'
'How do you feel? '
| How do sheep get to sleep?
By counting people.
|How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
Central bleating !
| If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
| What did one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe.
|What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate ?
Afer ewe !
| What do sheep find there?