Did you hear about the daft farmer who took up sheep farming?
He failed because he planted them too close together! |
Did you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
He made a mistake in the first hour, and lay awake all night trying to figure it out! |
'Doctor, doctor, I can't sleep a wink.'
'Have you tried counting sheep? '
'Yes, I counted 842,511 - and then it was time to get up!' |
'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep!'
'How do you feel? '
"Very baad!' |
How do sheep get to sleep?
By counting people. |
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
Central bleating ! |
If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
Fleece. |
What did one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe. |
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate ?
Afer ewe ! |
What do sheep find there?
Baagains. |
