Why did the
toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn ! |
What did the
bus conductor ay to the frog ?
Hop on ! |
What do you
say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in ! |
What do you
get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
A hoppercraft ! |
What do you
call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
Hoppalong Cassidy ! |
When is a car
like a frog ?
When it's becing toad ! |
Why do frogs
have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires ! |
What do you
say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's new ! |
Whats green
and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups ! |
Why did the
lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed too much for its scales ! |
