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Reptile Jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
Hop on !
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in !
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
A hoppercraft !
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
Hoppalong Cassidy !
When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing toad !
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !
What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's new !
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups !
Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed too much for its scales !

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