What powerful
reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz ! |
What's the
definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A chameleon on a tartan rug ! |
How do frogs
manage to lay so many eggs ?
They sit eggsaminations ! |
What kind of
tiles can't you stick on walls ?
Reptiles ! |
What do you
call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded reptile ! |
What do headmasters
and bullfrogs have in common ?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth ! |
What kind of
bull doesn't have horns ?
A bullfrog ! |
What jumps
up and down in front of a car ?
Froglights ! |
Where do frogs
keep their money ?
In a river bank ! |
What happened
when a frog joined the cricket team ?
He bowled long hops ! |
