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Reptile Jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz !
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They sit eggsaminations !
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
Reptiles !
What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded reptile !
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
What kind of bull doesn't have horns ?
A bullfrog !
What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
Froglights !
Where do frogs keep their money ?
In a river bank !
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
He bowled long hops !

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