Whats green
and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender ! |
Whats yellow
and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A mouldy frog in a blender ! |
Why was the
frog down in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy ! |
How do frogs
die ?
They kermit suidide ! |
What's a frogs
favourite flower ?
A croakus ! |
Whats a frogs
favourite game ?
It's croak-et ! |
What do you
get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel ! |
What do you
get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
Star Warts ! |
What kind of
shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad sandals ! |
What do you
call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
The Brit Awarts ! |
