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Reptile Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A mouldy frog in a blender !
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy !
How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !
What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus !
Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It's croak-et !
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel !
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
Star Warts !
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad sandals !
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !

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