Why doesn't
Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him ! |
Why is a frog
luckier than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine
times ! |
What's a toad's
favourite ballet ?
Swamp Lake ! |
What do toads
drink ?
Croaka-cola ! |
What do frogs
drink ?
Hot croako ! |
What's green
a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
A lost frog ! |
Where do frogs
keep their treasure ?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow ! |
What do you
call a 100 year old frog ?
An old croak ! |
What do you
get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the Fog ! |
What's a toads
favourite sweet ?
Lollihops ! |
