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Reptile Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him !
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
What's a toad's favourite ballet ?
Swamp Lake !
What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !
What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
A lost frog !
Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
An old croak !
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the Fog !
What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops !

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