What do you
call a frog spy ?
A croak and dagger agent ! |
What do you
call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
Lily ! |
What do Scottish
toads play ?
Hop-scotch ! |
How did the
toad die ?
He simply croaked ! |
What goes dot-dot-croak,
dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad ! |
Whats the world
weakest animal ?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him ! |
Whats white
on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions
?
A hot frog ! |
What happens
if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll croak in no time ! |
Where do frogs
leave their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom ! |
What's green
and tough ?
A toad with a machine gun ! |
