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Reindeer Jokes

Why don't Prancer and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
Because they don't believe in passing the buck!
You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can't afford the admission.
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey
And that black and blue reindeer?
Bruce.
What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
Eileen.
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!
What does Father Christmas the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.
What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
Call him anything you like - he won't hear you!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.

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