Why don't Prancer
and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
Because they don't believe in passing the buck! |
You don't see
many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can't afford the admission. |
'Father Christmas
has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet
you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!' |
What's the
name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey
And that black and blue reindeer?
Bruce. |
What does Father
Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
Eileen. |
What does Father
Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer! |
What does Father
Christmas the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
Still no-eye-deer. |
What do you
call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
Call him anything you like - he won't hear you! |
What do you
call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah! |
What has antlers,
pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard. |
