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Reindeer Jokes

I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer's gone missing again, put a 'Missing' advert in the local paper!
Don't be daft. Reindeer can't read!
What has antlers and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose!
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !
Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !
Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!

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