|I'm so strong
I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
red-nosed reindeer's gone missing again, put a 'Missing' advert in the
Don't be daft. Reindeer can't read!
|What has antlers
and loves cheese?
|How would you
get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
| Why did the
reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !
have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !
|Where do you
find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !
difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
| What do reindeer
have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !
can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!