I'm so strong
I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer? |
Rudolph the
red-nosed reindeer's gone missing again, put a 'Missing' advert in the
local paper!
Don't be daft. Reindeer can't read! |
What has antlers
and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose! |
How would you
get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first |
Why did the
reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised ! |
Which reindeer
have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones ! |
Where do you
find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them ! |
What's the
difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball. |
What do reindeer
have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer ! |
What reindeer
can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump! |
