| And as the
reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
These jokes will sleigh you!
| What do reindeer
say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
|What game do
reindeer play in their stalls?
|Keep that reindeer
out of the house! It's full of fleas!
You'd better stay out of the house, Rudolph - it's full of fleas.
| Why is a reindeer
like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
| Why do reindeer
wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !
| How do you
make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
| Why did the
reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !
|Why are Father
Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein.
| How long should
a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !