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Reindeer Jokes

And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
These jokes will sleigh you!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis!
Keep that reindeer out of the house! It's full of fleas!
You'd better stay out of the house, Rudolph - it's full of fleas.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein.
How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !

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