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Rabbit Jokes

What has two fuzzy pink ears and writes?
A ballpoint bunny.
What is a rabbit after it is five days old?
Six days old.
What is a rabbit's favorite dessert?
A hopsicle.
What is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
What is furry, has two thousand eyes, and eats carrots?
One thousand rabbits.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What is the difference between a rabbit and a flea?
A rabbit can have fleas, but a flea can't have rabbits.
What is white, with long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
Two white rabbits on roller skates.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.

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