What has two fuzzy pink
ears and writes?
A ballpoint bunny. |
What is a rabbit after
it is five days old?
Six days old. |
What is a rabbit's
favorite dessert?
A hopsicle. |
What is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain. |
What is furry, has
two thousand eyes, and eats carrots?
One thousand rabbits. |
What is the difference
between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! |
What is the difference
between a rabbit and a flea?
A rabbit can have fleas, but a flea can't have rabbits. |
What is white, with
long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
Two white rabbits on roller skates. |
What job do rabbits
at hotels have?
Bellhop. |
What kind of cars do
rabbits drive?
Hop rods. |
