What do you get when
you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street. |
What do you get when
you cross a rabbit with a comedian?
A funny bunny. |
What do you get when
you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money. |
What do you get when
you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots. |
What do you get when
you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny. |
What do you get when
you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny. |
What do you know when
you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You know you need a psychiatrist! |
What does a bunny use
when it goes fishing?
A harenet. |
What game do bunnies
like best?
Hopscotch. |
What happened when five
hundred hares got loose?
The police had to comb the area. |
