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Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a comedian?
A funny bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You know you need a psychiatrist!
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What game do bunnies like best?
Hopscotch.
What happened when five hundred hares got loose?
The police had to comb the area.

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