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Rabbit Jokes

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare!
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
What do you do with a blue rabbit?
Cheer him up.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

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