What did the customer
say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift! |
What did the magician
say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow. |
What did the naughty
rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs! |
What did the rabbit
bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring. |
What do rabbits get
when it rains?
Wet. |
What do rabbits have
that no other animals have?
Baby rabbits. |
What do rabbits put
in their computers?
Hoppy disks! |
What do you call a
chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny. |
What do you call a
rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper. |
What do you call a
rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny. |
