My friend is nuts.
He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How do you know he isn't?
Because I am. |
Rabbit: Are you sure
this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another. |
Rabbit: Doctor, I have
carrots growing out of my ears.
Doctor: Yes, I see. How did that happen?
Rabbit: I don't know. I planted lettuce. |
Rabbit: Doctor, I'm
feeling funny today. What should I do?
Doctor: Go on television. |
Rabbit: I got kicked
out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine
bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?
Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy! |
Waiter, what is this
hare doing in my salad?
I believe he's eating your lettuce. |
What are four hundred
rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line. |
What book did the rabbit
take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending. |
What did the bunny say
when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do! |
What did the bunny want
to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force. |
