How do you make a rabbit
stew?
Keep it waiting. |
How do you shake hands
with a hundred-pound bunny?
Very carefully. |
How does the Easter
Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics! |
How far can a rabbit
run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods. |
How is a rabbit like
a plum?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit. |
How is the rabbit who
swallowed the quarter?
No change yet. |
How many chocolate
bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty. |
How many hairs in a
rabbit's tail?
None, they're all on the outside. |
Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure. |
May I buy half a rabbit?
No, we don't split hares! |
