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Rabbit Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting.
How do you shake hands with a hundred-pound bunny?
Very carefully.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
How is the rabbit who swallowed the quarter?
No change yet.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
None, they're all on the outside.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
May I buy half a rabbit?
No, we don't split hares!

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