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Rabbit Jokes

Why did the dirty rabbit cross the road twice?
He was a dirty double-crosser.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why did the rabbit wear red suspenders?
To keep his pants up.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the rabbit plant two dozen vegetables in a circle?
He wanted a 24 carrot ring!
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery!
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
Why don't rabbits finish college?
Because they don't finish high school.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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