Why did the dirty rabbit
cross the road twice?
He was a dirty double-crosser. |
Why did the rabbit
cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs! |
Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny. |
Why did the rabbit
wear red suspenders?
To keep his pants up. |
Why did the rabbit have
trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck! |
Why did the rabbit plant
two dozen vegetables in a circle?
He wanted a 24 carrot ring! |
Why did the rabbits
go on strike?
They wanted a better celery! |
Why do rabbits go to
the beauty parlor?
For hare care. |
Why don't rabbits finish
college?
Because they don't finish high school. |
Why is a bunny the luckiest
animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet. |
