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Rabbit Jokes

Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Which rabbits have the smallest feet?
The smallest rabbits.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
He needed the hare.

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