What's a rabbits' favorite
song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You." |
What's a rabbits' favorite
TV show?
Hoppy Days. |
What's a rabbits' favourite
car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback! |
What's the best way
to catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot. |
What's the best way
to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him |
What's the best way
to catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, unique up on him. |
What's the difference
between a hare and a mare?
One letter. |
What's the difference
between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
What's a mattababy?
Nothing. What's the matter with you? |
What's the fastest
way to send a rabbit?
Haremail. |
When do rabbits have
buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces. |
