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Rabbit Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
What's a rabbits' favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
What's the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him
What's the best way to catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, unique up on him.
What's the difference between a hare and a mare?
One letter.
What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
What's a mattababy?
Nothing. What's the matter with you?
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.

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