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Rabbit Jokes

What kind of rabbits live at the North Pole?
Lost rabbits.
What kinds of rabbits eat with their ears?
All rabbits eat with their ears, they can't take them off.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?
A search warren!
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
What sort of exercises do rabbits do?
Hareobics!
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
The bunny hop.
What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
What's a rabbits' favorite musical?
Hare.

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