Doctor, I have a terrible
earache.
Have you ever had an earache before?
Yes, twice last year.
Well, you've got one again. |
How can you tell which
rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares. |
How did the close race
between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare! |
How did the rabbit become
a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins! |
How do rabbits get to
work?
By rabbit transit! |
How do you know carrots
are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses? |
How do you know when
there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath. |
How do you know when
you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it. |
How do you make a rabbit
fast?
Don't feed it. |
How do you make a rabbit
float?
Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit. |
