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Rabbit Jokes

Doctor, I have a terrible earache.
Have you ever had an earache before?
Yes, twice last year.
Well, you've got one again.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses?
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
How do you make a rabbit float?
Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.

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