A bumble bee was chasing
a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's already. |
A rabbit and a duck
went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid?
The duck because he had the bill. |
Baby Rabbit: Mommy,
where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat. |
Can you say "Richard
and Robert had a rabbit" without using the "r" sound?
No. Can you?
Sure. Dick and Bob had a bunny. |
Did you hear about
the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces. |
Did you hear about the
egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee! |
Did you hear about the
pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare! |
Did you hear about the
rabbit that bit it's owner?
It was a bad hare day! |
Did you hear about the
rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare! |
Do you feel like a
glass of carrot juice?
Why? Do I look like one? |
