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Rabbit Jokes

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid?
The duck because he had the bill.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
Can you say "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" without using the "r" sound?
No. Can you?
Sure. Dick and Bob had a bunny.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it's owner?
It was a bad hare day!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Why? Do I look like one?

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