What does a pig use
to write his term papers with?
Pen and Oink! |
What does the little
pig get every morning from his parents?
Hogs and kisses! |
What goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig. |
What happened to the
pig who got a driver's license?
He became a road hog. |
What happened when the
man stole a pig?
The pig squealed to the police. |
What instrument do piggys
play in a band?
Pigcussion! |
What is a pigs favourite
ballet?
Swine Lake! |
What is Chuck Norris'
"best karate move"?
Pork Chop! |
What is the pig's favorite
musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo). |
What kind of bread
do pig ladles make In the Yukon?
Sow-r dough bread. |
