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Pig Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
Pen and Oink!
What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
Hogs and kisses!
What goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
What happened to the pig who got a driver's license?
He became a road hog.
What happened when the man stole a pig?
The pig squealed to the police.
What instrument do piggys play in a band?
Pigcussion!
What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
Pork Chop!
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo).
What kind of bread do pig ladles make In the Yukon?
Sow-r dough bread.

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