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Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog!
What do you call a pig with the flu?
A swine swine.
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
A hog hog.
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
Crashing boars.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pig tail!
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub him with oinkment.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!
What do you say to a naked pig?
"I never sausage a body."

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