What do you call a
pig with no legs?
A groundhog! |
What do you call a
pig with the flu?
A swine swine. |
What do you call an
oversize motorcycle for pigs?
A hog hog. |
What do you call pigs
in a demolition derby?
Crashing boars. |
What do you call the
story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pig tail! |
What do you do for
a pig with sore muscles?
Rub him with oinkment. |
What do you get when
you cross a pig with a canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights
go out |
What do you get when
you cross a pig with an elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes. |
What do you give a sick
pig?
Oinkment! |
What do you say to
a naked pig?
"I never sausage a body." |
