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Pig Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?
Sooey sauce.
What do you call a crafty pig?
CunningHam
What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
A sow sow.
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
A pig pig.
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
What do you call a pig who overacts?
A ham ham.
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
A road hog!
What do you call a pig with good table manners?
Sick.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon!

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