What do pigs like with
chow mein?
Sooey sauce. |
What do you call a
crafty pig?
CunningHam |
What do you call a
lady pig planting seeds?
A sow sow. |
What do you call a
pig in a steel foundry?
A pig pig. |
What do you call a pig
that took a plane?
Swine flu! |
What do you call a pig
thief?
A hamburglar! |
What do you call a
pig who overacts?
A ham ham. |
What do you call a pig
who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
A road hog! |
What do you call a
pig with good table manners?
Sick. |
What do you call a pig
with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon! |
