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Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed In his feed trough?
He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
"Heavy!"
What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
"Yum Yum."
What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tall?
"That's the end of me!"
What do hip pigs call their ladies?
Fine swine.
What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
Have a pigjama party!
What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
Garbage collectors.
What do piggys take when they are sick?
Pigicillin!
What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
They go on pignics.
What do pigs drive?
Pig-up trucks!

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