What did the pig do
when a beetle landed In his feed trough?
He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share. |
What did the pig say
when his brother rolled on him?
"Heavy!" |
What did the pig say
when it found a fly in its soup?
"Yum Yum." |
What did the pig say
when the wolf grabbed her tall?
"That's the end of me!" |
What do hip pigs call
their ladies?
Fine swine. |
What do little piglets
do on a Saturday night?
Have a pigjama party! |
What do little pigs
want to be when they grow up?
Garbage collectors. |
What do piggys take
when they are sick?
Pigicillin! |
What do pigs do on
nice afternoons?
They go on pignics. |
What do pigs drive?
Pig-up trucks! |
