Pig's explanation for
the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory. |
SOW: Would you like
a nice cake with three candles for your party?
PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle. |
Sports fad invented
by pigs:
Mud wrestling. |
The hog was a failure
as a TV talk show host
What happened?
He turned out to be a big boar. |
The kids are crazy
about a new piglet toy.
When they wind It up, it eats all the spinach off their plates. |
Two pigs robbed a bank.
Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other. |
What did the farmer
say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than meets the sty." |
What did the fat pig
say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
"I'm afraid that's all going to waist." |
What did the mama pig
say to her bad little piglet?
"Behave or Frankenswine will get you." |
What did the mama pig
say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
"Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra." |
