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Pig Jokes

Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party?
PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.
Sports fad invented by pigs:
Mud wrestling.
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host
What happened?
He turned out to be a big boar.
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy.
When they wind It up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other.
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than meets the sty."
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
"I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?
"Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
"Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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