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Pig Jokes

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of?
Any party where there's lots of food.
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths.
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?
No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor.
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?
FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
MOTHER PIG: What?
THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.
Hamlet.
Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?

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