I told you not to let
those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my calendar! |
If an elephant is the
symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party,
what is a pig the symbol of?
Any party where there's lots of food. |
If it took six pigs
two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three
pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all. |
If you drop this book
in a pig pen, what should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths. |
Is it true the pigs
went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
No, that story's just a lot of hogwash. |
Is lunch the favorite
subject of piglets?
No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention. |
Mama Pig has a great,
new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor. |
MOTHER PIG: What did
you learn in school today?
FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
MOTHER PIG: What?
THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language. |
Name the pig's favorite
Shakespeare play.
Hamlet. |
Pigs don't look very
smart to me.
Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's
ear? |
