How can you recognize
a Gnome Pig?
They're the ones with the little red hats. |
How can you tell the
pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face. |
How did the little pig
win at Monopoly?
He built hotels on Pork Place. |
How do you fit more
pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper! |
How do you get your
pigs to sleep at night?
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.
You must have a very large chicken house. |
How do you take a pig
to hospital?
By hambulance! |
How does a mama pig
put her piglets to sleep?
She reads them pig tales. |
How does a pig write
home?
With a pig pen. |
How does the pig farmer
get to the fair?
He rides piggyback. |
I hear the pigs have
put In a snack bar.
Yes, it's a long plank covered with fly paper. |
