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Pig Jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
They're the ones with the little red hats.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.
How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
He built hotels on Pork Place.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.
You must have a very large chicken house.
How do you take a pig to hospital?
By hambulance!
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
She reads them pig tales.
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He rides piggyback.
I hear the pigs have put In a snack bar.
Yes, it's a long plank covered with fly paper.

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