Why do pigs go to New
York City?
To see The Big Apple. |
How do they get there?
In pigup trucks. |
What are they warned
to look out for?
Pigpockets. |
Where do pigs meet
when they get to New York?
In Central Pork. |
Then where do they
go?
To Madison Square Garden, but they're always disappointed.
Why are pigs disappointed with Madison Square Garden?
They can never find the vegetables. |
Why did the pig author
stop writing?
He ran out of oink. |
Why was he happy when
reviewers criticized his story?
Because they called it garbage. |
Why did he send it
to New York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue. |
What famous pig actor
made a movie about Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff. |
What did he call his
manuscript?
A shoat story. |
