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Pig Jokes

Why do pigs go to New York City?
To see The Big Apple.
How do they get there?
In pigup trucks.
What are they warned to look out for?
Pigpockets.
Where do pigs meet when they get to New York?
In Central Pork.
Then where do they go?
To Madison Square Garden, but they're always disappointed.
Why are pigs disappointed with Madison Square Garden?
They can never find the vegetables.
Why did the pig author stop writing?
He ran out of oink.
Why was he happy when reviewers criticized his story?
Because they called it garbage.
Why did he send it to New York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
What did he call his manuscript?
A shoat story.

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