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Pig Jokes

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?
They were saving the best for last.
Why do pigs like February 14th?
They get lots of Valenswines.
Why do pigs love Halloween?
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Why do pigs run In to trees?
To shake out the alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
Pigs don't have red noses.
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why is he unhappy in the Minors?
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why is the little pig mad at his brothers?
They're always squealing on him.
Why Is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
We're raising mashed potatoes.

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