Why didn't the pigs
eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?
They were saving the best for last. |
Why do pigs like February
14th?
They get lots of Valenswines. |
Why do pigs love Halloween?
There's lots of hogsgobblin. |
Why do pigs run In
to trees?
To shake out the alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's because the pigs do such a good job. |
Why doesn't Santa hitch
his sleigh to a pig?
Pigs don't have red noses. |
Why is a pig in a water
trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other. |
Why is he unhappy in
the Minors?
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues. |
Why is the cook worried
about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way. |
Why is the little pig
mad at his brothers?
They're always squealing on him. |
Why Is your dad chasing
those pigs through the garden?
We're raising mashed potatoes. |
