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Pig Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Why did the piglets do badly in school?
They were all slow loiners.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class?
They ate all the specimens.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?
They stained it with mud.
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Why did the pigs rush to the space center?
They heard it was launch (lunch) time.
Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Why did they wear green hats?
They were pretending to be leprechauns.
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
Because he was an old boar.

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