Why did the pig wear
yellow coveralls?
He split a seam in his blue ones. |
Why did the piglets
do badly in school?
They were all slow loiners. |
Why did the piglets
get in trouble in their biology class?
They ate all the specimens. |
Why did the piglets
get in trouble in their stained glass class?
They stained it with mud. |
Why did the pigs paint
their hoofs green?
It was Saint Patrick's Day. |
Why did the pigs rush
to the space center?
They heard it was launch (lunch) time. |
Why did the spotted
pigs run away?
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted
swine. |
Why did they wear green
hats?
They were pretending to be leprechauns. |
Why didn't the Blonic
Pig get a TV series of his own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic
Woman. |
Why didn't the piglets
listen to the teacher pig?
Because he was an old boar. |
