Why d.o pigs have flat
snouts?
From running in to trees. |
Why did the big pig
want to go on stage?
There was a lot of ham in him. , |
Why did the farmer
name his pig "Ink?"
Because it kept running out of the pen. |
Why did the little
pig hide the soap?
He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!" |
Why did the little
pig try to join the Navy?
He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight" |
Why did the little
piglet fall in love with the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser. |
Why did the pig go to
the casino?
To play the slop machine! |
Why did the pig join
a muscle-building class?
He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser. |
Why did the pig join
the Army?
He heard the food was a mess. |
Why did the pig run
away from the pig sty?
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted. |
