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Pig Jokes

Why d.o pigs have flat snouts?
From running in to trees.
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
There was a lot of ham in him. ,
Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink?"
Because it kept running out of the pen.
Why did the little pig hide the soap?
He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?
He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
Why did the pig join the Army?
He heard the food was a mess.
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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