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Pig Jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City?
Central Pork
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
The corniest ones.
Which side of a pig has the most bristles?
The outside.
Who is the greatest painter of this century?
Pigcasso!
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
Cupigs!
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
Why are pigs such great football fans?
They're always rooting.
Why are there so many piggy banks?
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
He was a little shoat.

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