Where is the most open
green space in New York City?
Central Pork |
Which of these jokes
do the pigs like best?
The corniest ones. |
Which side of a pig
has the most bristles?
The outside. |
Who is the greatest
painter of this century?
Pigcasso! |
Who sends flowers on
Valentines Day?
Cupigs! |
Why are pigs such early
risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster? |
Why are pigs such great
football fans?
They're always rooting. |
Why are there so many
piggy banks?
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress. |
Why can't there be
a Santa Pig?
Pigs don't fit in chimneys. |
Why couldn't the pig
pay his bill?
He was a little shoat. |
