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Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up!
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
When is a pig an ecologist?
When he recycles garbage into ham.
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?'
Painless Porker.
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
At a school for higher loining.
Where do bad pigs go?
They get sent to the pen.
Where do city pigs live?
In sty-scrapers.
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The tropigs!
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In his hog cabin!

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