What would happen if
pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up! |
What's that pig doing
in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine? |
When is a pig an ecologist?
When he recycles garbage into ham. |
When pigs get a toothache,
who do they see?'
Painless Porker. |
When pigs have a party,
who jumps out of the cake?
Nobody. The pigs all jump in. |
Where did the piglets
study their ABC's?
At a school for higher loining. |
Where do bad pigs go?
They get sent to the pen. |
Where do city pigs
live?
In sty-scrapers. |
Where do retired pigs
go for warm weather?
The tropigs! |
Where does a woodsman
keep his pigs?
In his hog cabin! |
