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Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?
Overstuffed.
What kind of pig do sows dislike?
Male Chauvinist Pigs.
What position does the pig play in football?
Loinback.
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
What soft drink do pigs like best?
Root beer.
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Lang Swine.
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
The Olympigs!
What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
"Stop "N Slop Markets"
What would happen if his employees went on strike?
They'd form pigget lines.

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