What kind of furniture
do pigs like best?
Overstuffed. |
What kind of pig do
sows dislike?
Male Chauvinist Pigs. |
What position does
the pig play in football?
Loinback. |
What should you say
to a pig on roller skates?
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way. |
What soft drink do
pigs like best?
Root beer. |
What song do pigs sing
on New Year's Eve?
Auld Lang Swine. |
What was the name of
the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot. |
What world athletic
sporting event is held every four years?
The Olympigs! |
What would a pig name
a chain of food stores?
"Stop "N Slop Markets" |
What would happen if
his employees went on strike?
They'd form pigget lines. |
