Did you hear the story
about the razorback hog?
It's pretty dull. |
Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their backs scratched. |
Doctor, doctor, I've
got a little sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig. |
Farmer Brown put up
a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed
trough. |
Farmer Giles is so
interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
|
Farmer Jones bought
a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is
he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin. |
FARMER: Did you sleep
well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing
at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room. |
FARMER: Who raided
my vegetable patch?
PIGLET: Beets me! |
FIRST PIGLET: How do
you know your boyfriend loves you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses. |
Have you heard about
the pig who took up disco dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around. |
