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Pig Jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?
It's pretty dull.
Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their backs scratched.
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig.
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch?
PIGLET: Beets me!
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.

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